Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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What did the man say to the woman? get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

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A dog is always in the pushup position.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

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What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

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What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

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What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

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Your mom is so fat that she has high cholesterol. Moral: I AM NOT CRAZY! Said the man to the dog.

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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mommy, mommy, the ice cream man is coming can i have a dollar? sure sweetie. YAY! Goes up to ice cream truck, ice cream man asks what would you like little boy, would you like chocolate, vanilla, str.... Ice cream man steals small boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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