What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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An Irishman, an Englishman and a Scott land on an island. They were on vacation and returned to the UK, which consists of two isles.

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Michel Moor on a die...

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Nick Cannon

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

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How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It is actually not a good idea to say "who's there" to the random person outside. The man could be a robber or a murderer, and will realize a person is inside. He could bomb the door down and do anything to kill you. You should look through the window first, or through the little peep hole. If the person outside is an acquaintance, then you can respond. However it is best to not reply and leave the stranger alone. Safety is key to living a happy joyful life.

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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What's greasier than a baby? A burger

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A Pakistani news reader.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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