- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

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What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What's sad about 2 black men driving off a cliff? They were my friends.....

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did Lucy fall out of the tree? Because she sting by a wasp.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What do a purple grape and an elephant have in common? They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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