What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

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If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

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Why did the Jew hate bananas? He was deathly allergic to them.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

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Hey, I just met you. Nice to meet you.

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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