What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

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Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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How do you get a one handed man out of a tree Wave

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