- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What did the black man say to his wife? Nothing, she had died earlier that year after a long battle with cancer.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

To (down) Below: BAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOLOLOL! MWAHAHAHAHA HOHOHOHO HEEEEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEHEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAHA... Man I cant breathe! YUCK YUCK YUCK! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA! AHAHA! HOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHA!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Q:How meny jews can u fit in a mini? A:5 in the seats and 1 million in the ashtray.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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