If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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A lawyer gets admitted to a bar.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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whats worse than getting raped by your mom getrting raped by a giant scorpian

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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Why did the girl scream for help? She was being raped.

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What's the biggest difference between white and black people? the melanin levels in their skin.

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Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

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I came home from my doctor`s appointment today, I told my sister that I was diagnosed with The Super rare "Spontaneous Erections Syndrome" (S.E.S) a very rare disease that can seriously impair the victims life in general, especially the social life, as symptoms may show themselves even among friends, pets, grandmas, enemies, and even close family! She told me that everybody knows I a just a kinky pervert with bulge so big it scared girls away instead of attracting them. Excuse me, what the hell is patient confidentiality good for if my doctor is going to call my sister and tell her everything she said to me afterwards?!

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what's the difference between a male and female skeleton? The jaw bone structure

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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They see me rolling' Up my sleeves for some volunteer work at the local shelter

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why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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