- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

black people are white when i use night gogles

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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