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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

Q: How is a cloud like orange juice? A: Neither have wheels.

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

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