Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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9/11

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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What do fish and dogs have in common they are both animals

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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Alice? Childhood Alice? I did not recognize you! Its so nice to hear from you again! I would not worry too much about Nero`s shouting at night dear friend, while he has overcome a lot, he suffers from nightmares and nightterrors, its not pain, not physical at least, please do not tell him I told you, he prefers sparing people the details. Should I type as If I am typing to Nero? Sorry, I am just a bit flustered, Nero has never been the romantic type, not towards me at least... I know the "official chatting hours are over, but can I ask you or rather him to stay on a bit longer?"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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Whats great about F***ing twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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thre guys walk into a bar then goes to sit at a booth and the three guys have to go to the bathroom so they ask a waiter to safe they booth while they go to the bathroom 30 min later and they are still not back so the waiter goes by the door and one guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing" and the guy says " blowing bubbles " then goes and sit down " then the second guy come out and the waiter asks " what were you doing " and the guy says " blowing bubbles" and goes and sits down then the last guy come out and the waiter says " let me guess blowing bubble " the guy says back "no i am bubbles "

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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