What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What is the delicate way to start talking about your penis? ...that wasn't it.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

What do you get when you mix a dog with a pool table? I don't know.

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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