- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

Your mother is so fat that people make rude comments about her behind her back, but they shouldn't because she's a really nice lady.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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