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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

There was 3 floors in a building. The man outside was watering plants. The man on the first floor was doing laundry. The man on the second floor was peeing out the window because the toilet wasn't working. The man on the third floor was cutting vegetables and accidentally dropped his knife out the window. Now, the four men all went out to tell what they did that day. The man on the third floor said that he was cutting veggies and dropped his knife out the window. The man on the second floor said that he got his wiener cut off. The man on the first floor said that he was just doing laundry. Then, the man outside said that he was watering plants and found a delicious sausage on the ground and he ate it.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

Potassium? K.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

Do you love me? No.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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