- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Justin Beiber's Talent.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

you first

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

DON'T TOUCH MY DUCK, IT HAS A ONE DOLLAR BILL

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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