Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

Q: Why did the black guy cross the road? A: Hell, I don't know. He probably stole something.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? There aren't pineapples in the ocean.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

whats green at the bottom of a hole and covered in cookie crumbs a girl scout run over by a truck

butt sex

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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