What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

just in time?

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Mitt Romney

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you say if you see a monkey driving a car? Nothing , you run away because primates are incapable to have motor skill and will probably crash within the next 50 feet

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

every knight i see an owl at window

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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