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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What happened when the mailman shot the plumber? The plumber died.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Hollocaust. What's worse than the Hollocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Q. What did the man say when he beat his video game? A. "I beat my video game." Q. What did the man say after his favorite sports team missed the playoffs? A. "My favorite sports team missed the playoffs." Q. What did the man say when a murderer was in his house? A. Nothing. He was dead.

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What did the Black construction worker say to the Asian salesman? I want some milk.

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