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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

What is funnier than 24? 25! hahahahahaha!

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

If you're having Kony problems, I feel bad for you son. He's stolen 99 kids and your posters saved none.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

I have suicidal thoughts

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What do you call a person rolling down a hill, in a burning car, with a pack of wolves running after him? DEAD!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What did the Mexican Have for Thanksgiving Dinner? A Turkey you racist!

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

That's what SHE said!

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