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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy cry? A: because his mom was hit by a bus Q: why did the boy wipe his face? A:he was covered in his mother blood and threatened all the witness who saw him push his mother into the bus

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

What hurts worse than a papercut? Divorce.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What do you get if you cross a Kangaroo and a Sheep? They are too entirely different species and cannot be crossbred.

ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE!? YES I AM, AH! ARE YOU READY?! ARE YOU READY FOR LOVE?! The judge did not find the Elton John song worthy of negating the statuary rape charges and sentenced him to nine years in jail.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

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