Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two solely on her hair color, proceeds to kill them with a single shot glass. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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What do you call three mexicans in a bowl of soup? Whatever their respective names might happen to be.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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What does a dinosaur and TImmy's mom have in common? They're both dead

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, now that i think of it, roses come in many colors And violets are actually violet in color, thus the name

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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why is blake oneal gay? because hes black and he likes peniss in his ass

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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Q:Way C'nt U reed tHis? A: Because im retarted -ian surprenant

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A middle-class family went away on vacation. While they were gone, a pyromaniac burnt down their house. Their cat was still inside.

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Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

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Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

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Knock knock... Whose there? Patrick Oh hey, come in...

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Patient: Doctor Doctor I think I have HIV! Doctor: Wtf to that one...

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Anti Joke

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