Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

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A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

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Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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Are you a tree

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heat!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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