- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

Penis.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Yo momma so fat, she has large amount of fat deposited in her body

A doctor walks into a bar. It's his day off and decides to celebrate after a long week of working.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

two kids find a condom so they decide to show their mum the mum snatched it off them saying never to touch one of them again the kids went to their room "Mum sounded pretty angry about that thing "Lucky we didnt tell her about the yohgurt we drank out of it

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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