Fine, just remember that I want to help you, but you cannot ask me for help, and then throw a shitstorm of accusations at me, I have never worked for the feds and never will, I know nothing about their code of operations nor... Anything really. Let me give you an advice, I know that at least two people you trusted deeply betrayed you, but if you are not going to trust anyone again, then leave point zero while you still can do so alive. And no babe, this is not a threat, its advice.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

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knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left his fence open and the chicken happened to cross a road.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

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Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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