Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

luke moore cant pull it back

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Why did it die Nothing died

What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

Anti Joke

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