- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chrysanthemums our orange violettes are musical

How did the two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for half an hr? They didn't and they died.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

What number is funnier than 23? 24.

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer...you will die

What's worse than a stain on your carpet? Two stains on your carpet

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

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