- Anti Joke

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih tzu? A new breed of dog.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Shit... Shit who? Wrong house... Do I know you Shitt Ronghouse? Yes. Please come in. Okay.

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.