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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What's brown and green, has six legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper