Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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child labor

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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The guy above me has a very nice joke

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Do you think the death man heard the one about, oh wait I bet he didn't

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Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

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Justin Bieber

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Women's rights

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How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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Why did Lisa let go of the monkey bars? she was being molested

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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