- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it didn't the hunter shot it

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

I grunt when I poop.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

whats chinese noodles

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

What do Kim Kardashian and a broken-down horse have in common? They will both eat oats out of your hand.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Where did Susie go in the bombing? Nowhere. Susie is the bomber.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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