- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Gorden Brown.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

If god gives you lemons keep the lemon go to the store and buy oranges to make orange juice.

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a person and one is a pizza.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

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