- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wigan.

What do I hate? people

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Jimmy wanted a bike for Christmas He got cancer instead.

Apple juice.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

I was playing Black Ops online, my wife turned it off in the middle of the game....I killed her

A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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