What smells worse than cow manure? Burning Jews.

What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Why did Steve refuse to have sex with a black guy? Because Steve is heterosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

Q. Where do you find Indonesia A. On a map

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs gets for Christmas? Cancer

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

what do u call a apple a apple

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

I hate cripple jokes! I just can't stand them!

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

fava beans

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