- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A. Robin, get in the car.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Harry Chappell raped someone

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

An iman, a rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. It's not the same bar. They feel uncomfortable mixing together and this makes me sad.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

whats white and looks like paper paper

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