- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? POPCORN

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

What do you call an old widow with 12 cats? Forever alone.

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally had a burning hatred for dairy products.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Harry Chappell raped someone

A man named Jack has three kids. The oldest is named Jordan, the middle one is named Kim, and the youngest is named Alex. One day Jordan walked up to his father and asked him how his day was. His father replied, "It was fine."

what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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