Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Women Sports.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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Rick santorum

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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Rick Santorum 2012

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

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What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

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4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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