- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What happens when you divide by 0? Sadly, you don't.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Autism speaks but not really

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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