Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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How do you get a blind man out of a tree? Yes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Aaaaakkkkkiiiiiinnnnfffffeeeeennnnnwwwwaaaa

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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Mitt Romney's economic plan for America.

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

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If you were a booger..................... I would get a tissue so i could blow my nose.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

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how do you spend all your money you go buy stuff

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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more chocolate?

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have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

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Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

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What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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