Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

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kesha is a virgin.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

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ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

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What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

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why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

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Knock knock Come in

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Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

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what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

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Your future.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

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Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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TEST! ACTUALLY READ THIS! 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. 2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. 3. The King of the Forest is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend? The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. 4. There is a river you must cross but it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it? You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal conference.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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