- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

A mexican man killed a black man yesterday. It had nothing to do with his race, he just had a very rough childhood and wasn't taught moral values.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

What did the fish say after he

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

I grunt when I poop.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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