If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Moderately entertaining story, friend.

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Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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Do you need a life...? You can borrow mine! lol JUBIE! :()

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Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

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Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

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What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

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What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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What did the peanut say to the jelly

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what happens every day? People die

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Pain Olympics.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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