- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and a woman are in a bar. The man says, "Excuse me miss, but you're very attractive, may I please buy you a drink?" to which the woman replies, "Thank you very much, but I'm afraid I've never been to Mexico."

Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

a homeless man walks into a bar, the bartender and patrons treat him nicely, and sympathize for his current situation.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

A man stand's on a chair Then he fall's off

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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