- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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