- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Roses are red Violets are blue God makes things beautiful... What happened to you

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

What do yo get when you cross an insomniac,an agnostic, and a dyslexic. A very troubled man.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

Have you ever seen a dinosaur? No

You so dumb that you weighed 100 pounds and ate a peanut and weighed 500 pounds!

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

I can count to potato.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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