your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Pain Olympics.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

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A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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oooh look a banshee

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What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

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Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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why did the chicken cross the road? no one knows because it got hit by a bus.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

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The WNBA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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