jacob mckeand sucks his own dick, lol jokes, he has jamie for that

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squash squash who squash my ass

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derp

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Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What did the fish say after he

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a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

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How do you make a businessman cry? Shoot him in the kneecaps.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

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What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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Why can't you look at the sun? Because it's 2.00 AM

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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knock knock Who's there Hi, im a memeber of the Church of Latter Day Saints. Id like to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ

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No.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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