A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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I AM DEAD, FUCKING, SERIOUS! NOW GET OVER HERE MOMMY I WANT TO... ...Thats pretty disgusting, I was born a man, maybe an infant man, but a man regardless. So how about you stop showcasing me to people here and we just take off? I mean I am dead tired and sleepy, I would say good night, but its day here now so yeah.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What happened to the famous musician when he overdosed? He overdosed.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? According to the theory of evolution, chickens are descendent's of dinosaurs, meaning that a dinosaur laid an egg, eventually creating a chicken thus meaning that the egg came first.

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John has 32 candy bars, he eats 28..what does he have now? Diabetes.

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when the teacher asked jimmy if he was a girl jimmy felt very scared because his teacher had no mental problems.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What is pink, female and has two dicks? A mother with two sons, both called Richard.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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In soviet russia, roses are violet

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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