- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

What's worse than stepping on chewing gum A clown throwing bricks at orphans

What did the mime say to the girl? .......

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

A man walks into a bar. He backs up, unwraps it, and enjoys its chocolatey deliciousness.

Q: what did the man with a broken jaw say? A: nnamkkiuuiriwojjkmgfmls!!!!

Knock Knock Yes?

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

So I was walking down the road today

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting anally raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the duck say to the mouse? Quack!

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

How did the fat guy die? After an autopsy, it was discovered he was unaware of his type 2 diabetes and therefore did not treat it

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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