Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

luke moore cant pull it back

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Thumbs this up

What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

Your friend is so gay that he isn't attracted to hot women

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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