How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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knock, knock whos there child molestor

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They have a lengthy discussion regarding the hardships their people have suffered throughout history. Eventually, the subject changes to which coffee franchise has the best blend. A clear, concise decision is never reached. They then are asked to leave the bar, as they have not ordered any drinks and the bar is for paying customers only.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

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Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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What's big, white, and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it taste good.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Why didnt little jimmy have a funeral? Because he is still at the bottom of the lake where I put him.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

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Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

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i was scrolling through the anti-jokes and saw one that just said refridgerator. i laughed. penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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