- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Black people. They are so kind.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

When life hands you lemons... do not squeeze them, for juice may squirt into your eye, causing severe pain.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Whats the similarity between your mom and me We are both men except for your mom

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

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