holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

Take sebastian deep into the woods and put him down quickly

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What's big and green and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A snooker table

Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

Do you know what's funny? 9/11

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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